I couldn’t help myself from making this

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dw:

cornpunks:

dw:

my new year’s revolution is to eat a chip at 11:59pm and not finish it until 12:01am after the ball drops so i can tell people that i’ve been eating the chip for 2 years

you just said revolution instead of resolution

maybe i’m planning an uprising this year you don’t know my life

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sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

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